The Great Game: Humorous Summary
  • Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
  • John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
  • Mrs Hudson: lover's tiff?
  • John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
  • John: I HATE YOU BOTH
  • John: FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
  • Sherlock: lol
  • Wall: :)
  • Bomb: explodes
  •  -LATER-
  • John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: nonchalance
  • Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
  • Sherlock: don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
  •  -LATER AGAIN-
  • Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
  • Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
  • Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
  •  -SHOES-
  • Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT
  • John: oh you did not just -
  • Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
  •  -LAB-
  • Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
  • Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND
  • Molly: SO THERE
  • Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual
  • Molly: you asshole
  • John: Dick move
  • Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
  • John: 
  • Sherlock: 
  • John: shoes
  • Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
  •  -MORE CASES-
  •  -MEANWHILE-
  • John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
  • Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
  • John: INVESTIGATING
  • Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
  • John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
  • John: I can't believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE
  • Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?
  • John: JDFKOEFIDNFDKDIFD
  • Sherlock: Well there's no need to get testy
  •  -LATER-
  • John: Right I'm going out
  • Sherlock: Cool I'll get the groceries
  • John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
  •  -AT THE POOL-
  • Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
  • John: well butter my rump and call me toast
  • Sherlock: wh
  • Sherlock: John?
  • John: bomb vest
  • Sherlock: okay shit just got personal
  • Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
  • Sherlock: You're too Irish to be scary
  • Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
  • Sherlock: ok I don't like this game any more
  • John: I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
  • Sherlock: 
  • Moriarty: 
  • John: 
  • John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
  • Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
  •  LASER LIGHTS OF DEATH
  • Sherlock: well fuck
  • Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later
  • Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-
  • Sherlock: JOHN U OK
  • John: I'm fine
  • Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
  • John: Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
  • Sherlock: sliding the bomb away
  • John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
  • Both: nervous giggling
  • Moriarty: LOL JOKES I'M BACK. AND I'M GONNA KILL YA.
  • Moriarty: SURPRISE
  • Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
  • Moriarty: deathstare
  • Sherlock: deathstare
  • Lasers: deathstare
  • John: hoooly fuck.
  • Steven Moffat: yes
  • Steven Moffat: do you like this?
  • Steven Moffat: are you invested?
  • Steven Moffat: ready?
  • Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER
  • Mark Gatiss: haha greatest
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