Shaping jam into a love-heart on his toast (but John didn’t notice cos Sherlock burned the shit out of the toast. The bin thought it was a nice touch though)

Waking him up gently by stroking his face or blowing on his ear. John’s reflexes kinda kicked in though so Sherlock got his ass handed to him before John even woke up

Sherlock just HAPPENED to be playing some sweet babymaking music in the background when they were having dinner together once

Countless little ‘OH DEAR I’VE TRIPPED OVER THE CORNER OF THE CARPET CATCH ME IN YOUR MANLY ARMS’ moments

Countless ‘oh you’ve got an eyelash on your cheek LET ME JUST WIPE THAT OFF OR MAYBE LEAN IN AND BLOW IT OFF OH MY OUR FACES ARE SO CLOSE’ moments

He’s helpfully tucked in a tag sticking out of John’s whatever-he’s-wearing and just happened to stroke John’s neck when doing it a couple times

Calling Chinese takeaway: Yes it’s us again yes we’ll have the special oh we’re just having another night in together me and the other half no it’s fine I’ll collect it oh and can I get a bottle of rose I’m planning on making tonight special

John when Sherlock’s given him the takeout: Thanks

Sherlock: FUCK